Spend Roast

Your subscriptions. Under investigation.

Your spending deserves
a good roast.

Turn a bank or card CSV into a subscription reality check, a shareable roast, and a plan to stop paying for things you forgot existed.

Roast my subscriptions See how it works

Statement analysis stays in your browser. Not on our servers.

Spend Roast hero

Sample roast · not actual spending

“Streaming Hoarder”

Five streaming services. Still nothing to watch.

Our promises.
No borrowed hype.

Local statement processing

Free roast, no paid trial

Sharing is always your choice

From recurring charge to reality check

Find the leak.
Laugh. Then fix it.

For the free trials you never ended and the apps you never open. Spend Roast makes recurring spending harder to ignore.

Illustrative annual total

$1,184

“Your free trials have a retirement fund.”

Your real results come from your statement. No invented usage stats, no guessing how often you go to the gym.

01

Bring your CSV. Not your bank password.

Export a bank or card statement, then select the CSV. Analysis runs locally in your browser; your statement never needs to leave your device.

02

Meet your subscription alter ego.

Review detected recurring charges and their estimated cost. Get a roast title like Streaming Hoarder or Free Trial Victim, plus a card you can choose to share.

03

Keep the joke. Lose the charge.

Decide what earns its place. Use cancellation and negotiation guidance to take the next step with the provider. You stay in control of what gets cancelled.

Small price. Big reality check.

The roast is on us.

Free subscription detection and a shareable roast. Want help taking action? The cancel-and-negotiate guide is $4.99; cancellation help is $2 per cancellation. No savings or negotiation outcome is guaranteed.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Less autopay. More intention.

You can take a joke.
Can your subscriptions?

Grab your statement CSV. Find out what’s quietly renewing, then decide what deserves another month.

Get my free roast

Private by design. Share only if you want to.